Wet Fart

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

by Wiltpig July 25, 2016

wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

by dog chain April 3, 2005

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt

You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart

by Webslice October 21, 2020

Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021

wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

by Derek R. August 8, 2006