(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw
by jobsworth February 15, 2005

by heheclapper69 December 2, 2022

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 8, 2021

Term referring to Portland Oregon
by Nwasshole June 3, 2022

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022
