West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

by Spence Bergs July 14, 2008

West Texas Skid Steer

When you’re titty fucking her and leave skid marks on her belly.

Gave Becky the west Texas skid steer and it ended in a shiny new pearl necklace.

by Threeputtfro May 10, 2020

west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.

Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.

by Huckleberry75025 March 16, 2018

West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive

Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.

by Dillybar66 February 27, 2022

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020

West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying

Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast

by Toenail_eater23 July 15, 2020

West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.

"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."

by Great Northern 1147 November 05, 2023