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Weston CT

An insanely small town with zero diversity and excellent schools. If you go here you’ll probably get into a good college. There is more forest than people, and there’s literally nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey I heard you’re from Weston CT?
Person 2: Yes I’m white as fuck
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by Human Microwave October 21, 2021
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Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare
He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.
by Northbound7 February 22, 2017
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Sam Weston

A urban legend, The famous well renowned spotty twat or some call him pudgy woo. He happens to be very greasy and riddled with acne, he is well known for his quotes such as, PHL (pure honking like) and (sergeant greesebaw) and also (THE NOW AYE)
Your spots are looking really bad today, you resemble Sam Weston today. Or do you know the urban legend sam Weston is visiting london this week!
by JDF719161 February 19, 2022
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wepon

A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.
Excerpt from the fanfic:

John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
by N340 October 13, 2009
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Dan Weston

This kick ass guy who is known for selling "Paur Churrs" at the Scooter Store.
Hi, I'm Dan Weston. Here at the scooter store, we're experts at getting you the scooter or Paur Churr you need.
by hfurmysnyc May 6, 2009
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Weston, CT

Weston, CT is a small, suburban town located in the midst of farifield country known for its affluence, high adolescent drinking rates, stellar high school graduation rates, and lack of businesses.
Holy shit, Weston, CT is boring. Want to go get drunk after we study for chem?
by Trojan Train November 19, 2005
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Weston

(Noun) A man who has a large wallet and an even larger penis.
Dang, that guy over there looks like a straight up Weston.
by SEARCY July 23, 2014
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