Webmaster

An outdated occupation, just like haberdasher, miliner or blacksmith.

In mediaeval times, every website had a Webmaster who used his mystical computing powers to keep all the flashing text, unreadable links and "under construction" signs safely in place.

These days people have found other ways of making websites work, and the last use of the word "webmaster" happened on Geocities some time in 2004.

0000247 visits since March 1998! Don't forget to sign the guEstbook! Contact the webmaster!

by Bobby Tables October 26, 2009

webMD-ed

the act of going to webMD everytime you have any ailment.

person: "my arm tickles... but why!?!?"
hypochondriac: " dont worry, i webMD-ed it, you have cancer"

skank: "i webMD-ed why it hurts when i pee and it turns out i have an std."
other skank: " hey that ryhmes. but oh sorry, i feel for you..."

by E. Ann October 21, 2005

webmasta

A person responsible for the creation or maintenance of a Web site, esp. if that Web site is badass.

Yo, our rims and grillz photo gallery is down, somebody call the webmasta.

by peyday November 28, 2007

Webmd

A website that either grossly exaggerates or under exaggerates diseases.

Person 1. I have a slight cough.
Webmd. You have cancer

Person 2. I have a huge brain tumor
Webmd. Ah you just have a common cold it will pass in like a week

by Mr. Dick cheese February 24, 2021

Webmaven

similar to "webmaster", a webmaven is a job title for a female webmaster

She is our webmaven, she does all our website design, code and web-marketing.

by SaffMaven January 14, 2011

webmd for realz

WebMd for realz is the go too for all medical definitions. Especially wood deprivation.

WebMD for realz proves that withdrawal and/or lack of wood (aka wood deprivation) is a real and debilitating disease that can only be cured by RAW.

by Dr. Tams March 17, 2015

webmong

General term of abuse for anyone you don't like on the web.

"Only webmongs use urbandictionary.com, ffs!"

by Ehdee April 19, 2006