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A Snotty-nosed Homosxual - usually called Samsupernova - who lurks on interactive messageboards, snottily disparaging those who have a political persuasion that is other than wish-washy liberal
That webmong is bitching against the Conservatives again.
webmong by Paul Bucknell July 14, 2004

webmonkey 

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.
"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"
webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008
To participate in a group marijuana session. Friends can invite friends over MSN, AIM, or even PSN to enjoy a rather hearty bong session.
Jonny B (11:42pm) says: webbong??

Scorey (11:42pm) says: webbong.

Scorey (11:43pm) says: ignite

Jonny B (1:32am) says: webbong?
webbong by jonnayb March 17, 2008

webmonster 

A awsome programmer, awsome person, noone can touch him/her, very strong person, 1337 at everything
webmonster,the only person in this world that noone can touch, or kill, because he is 1337!
webmonster by 1337prorgammer December 12, 2008

WebMangler

A poor , lonely underachiever who has never lived around where they say but only wishes they had. May also have a fictitious wealth fetish. Some times picks local forums to aggravate its participants.
WebMangler why do you visit forums bragging and irritating its participants for fun.
mangling the web.
WebMangler by webanary February 17, 2009

webmonkey 

A webmonkey is an entry-level web designer/developer. They primarily write XHTML, CSS and Javascript code, converting layouts created by more experienced designers into functional web pages.
The client needs something online ASAP. Please put a design together and send it over to the webmonkeys for coding.
webmonkey by Mila Jones December 17, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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