The Troll Wars

A new style of warfare created by United States President Donald J. Trump in the fall of 2015, prior to his inauguration. The Troll Wars as we now know them began in January, 2017 when he officially took office. In a troll war, the two opposing sides create internet discord by getting mobs of strangers on the internet to pick a side on specific issues and then fight on that sides behalf, this activity usually takes place on the social media website Twitter, but it is not limited to any one specific social media.

A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.

"The Troll Wars started when Donny T. said Mexico was gonna pay for the wall on Twitter, now our Avocado prices have risen .60 cents a piece."

by Efshaw January 31, 2017

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018

Beast Wars

Kickass, Emmy award winning CG show. Autobot descendants the Maximals battle against Decepticon descendants the Predacons.

Very well-received by Transformers fans and non-fans because of its inventive story, beautiful imagery and badass characters.

"So for now, let the battle be here... on this strange, primitive world... and let it be called.... BEAST WARS!!!!"

-Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals, Episode 1

by Count3d January 3, 2009

halo wars 2

one of the only decent games made by 343 industries

guy1: hey wanna hop on halo wars 2?
guy2: sure, its actually not a shit game

by haloreach1022 December 14, 2020

Clone wars

The best thing Star Wars has to offer, its dark, has amazing storylines and characters.

Hey do you watch clone wars? If you don’t what are you waiting for?

by Chazzelton94 July 28, 2020

console wars

The stupidiest war that has ever been fought... Ever. It's usually filled with stupid graphic whoring fanboys and nerds who always have to point out every detail of a console thinking that the more power it has the better it is. (Newsflash: Just cause it has more power doesn't mean it's instantly better. For example the SNES didn't need fancy graphics just to create awesome games.).

With the release of the Nintendo DS and PSP the stupidity has taken to a next level, man I should write an article called "Nintendo geeks versus Sony freaks"

(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)

by That one guy April 10, 2005

star wars

The epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.

Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.

by bigtones September 10, 2004