Waterhead (noun): According to the outlaw-journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, a waterhead is a weird (in the lowest sense of the word) individual, often of some social/political power that achieved said power through nepotism or by being a Greedhead.
It is implied that this weirdo has no brains & no real value other than to be Doomed. A waterhead behaves as a stooped, irrational blemish to his/her country.
It is implied that this weirdo has no brains & no real value other than to be Doomed. A waterhead behaves as a stooped, irrational blemish to his/her country.
From "Where the Buffalo Roam", based on the twisted legend of Hunter S Thompson:
The Gallow brothers -- Ernest and Julio -- party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coka Cola bottlers of America -- Coke adds life; It's the real thing -- bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherfuckers were at the game.
The Gallow brothers -- Ernest and Julio -- party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coka Cola bottlers of America -- Coke adds life; It's the real thing -- bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherfuckers were at the game.
by Painted city March 13, 2013
by kelly derks June 10, 2006
a blundering idiot. a dork who knows everything and still only makes 9 dollars an hour at age 34. a retard who guns it after every stop, every time no matter what. buys everything from a 7-11. has a beacon score of 2. never loses an argument.
by cudadog July 13, 2008
although they are rich and don't have to play the same rule as the common people those kennedy'ies are inbread waterheads
by fizzywild November 16, 2003
Definition: A Master Patrolman, without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than drive a police cruiser poorly. Usually loved by the public because they feel sorry for him The Master Patrolman usually thinks he is the best worker and is a ladies man. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.
Waterheads really like coffee.
Waterheads really like coffee.
by the 3 wise men August 27, 2013
by Chaostrophy February 26, 2004
A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.
We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.
by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011