though located in New Jersey, this seemingly affluent town boasts its suburbian relation to NYC. the children of this town are enveloped in the drive to success that severely plagues this town, therefore increasing the alloted number of assholes per square mile to well beyond the national average. the past superiority of this town's sports program is the crutch on which we stand on, and this idea of furthering old reputations is the axis by which this crap vortex spins.
MOM 1: So I just signed up Tommy for SAT classes
MOM 2: Well gosh Luanne, you're cutting it kind of close there.
-Tommy is three.
MOM 2: Well gosh Luanne, you're cutting it kind of close there.
-Tommy is three.
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Nestled in the heart of Union County, Westfield (commonly referred to as “The Field” or “The 07090” by locals) is only twenty-two miles from the City (NYC). Because of Westfield's close proximity--only a train ride away on the New Jersey Transit--Westfield is an affluent, upper middle class town. Next to Summit, Westfield is the wealthiest town in the county with a median household income in the six figures. With this statistic it is no surprise that BMW's, Audi's, and Mercedes are popular modes of transportation. However, it is important to keep in mind a majority of the cars that line the streets are not autobahn inspired machines. Once a while a Bentley, Ferrari, Maserati, or Aston Martin can be seen driving down East Broad Street. Similar to most town’s in which there are train tracks, Westfield is separated into two sides by the Raritan Valley line of New Jersey Transit: the North Side and the South Side. The North Side is stereotyped by large sprawling houses, such as those on Kimball Circle and up Lawrence Avenues, however not every house has a four car garage, a land rover, and a pool. The South Side is characterized as the “poor” side, which only makes sense to the slightest degree. The houses are smaller, but the South Side does have many nice sections, and should by no means be regarded as poor
Westfield is most notably known for its downtown. There has been a lot of change over the past several years as rising rents have ran many "mom and pop" shops out of business causing mall stores to open. In recent years, the downtown has become an outdoor "branch" of the Short Hills Mall with stores such as Black White, Banana Republic, Gap, Lord and Taylor and Williams Sonoma.
Westfield takes pride in their sports teams and school system. Similar to a previously mentioned post, Westfield does pride itself some of its past sporting history, especially with football and baseball. However, in recent years, Westfield has been making comebacks in these two sports. Because all Westfielders are forced to play soccer or lacrosse while in their mother’s fetus, it is no surprise soccer and lacrosse are Westfield’s most proudest sports teams, despite some lackluster performances over the past year. Although the Westfield Outdoor Tennis Club (called “The Outdoor” by Westfielders) has a waiting list for adults, many parents register their children for the junior development program as soon as their child is physically capable to pick up a felt, yellow ball. This early intervention has served as the basis for Westfield continued success in Tennis. Westfield is also very good in Golf, as there are two private golf courses and 3 public golf courses within five miles. But Westfield is truly a powerhouse in swimming. Similar to the pre-natal preparation regarding soccer, lax, and tennis, many parents feel the need to join Memorial Pool, or for those who want to brag about their cabanas, Nomahegan, prior to the child’s birth.
Westfield high school is regarded as a top high school in the state. Although the town may argue this is because of the challenging course curriculum, the school system’s success is most likely a result of the pressure put on by parents. Many children get SAT tutors before the student enters middle school. Because of this Westfield High School students have a work hard, party harder philosophy on life. Students will spend hours during the school week helping out the community, participating in clubs and sports of all kinds, and school work. However, on the weekends, students like to let loose. However many of the parties in Westfield are invite-only, so if you’re not personally invited by the party thrower, you may have trouble getting in. Many students realize by the time they reach college, they can outdrink, and outruit (yes, in the The Field “beer pong,” as you may say, is called Ruit) their roommates and colleagues. Because Westfield Police can be nasty and outright dicks, many westfielders are able to handle themselves in the presence of public safety officers while completely intoxicated. After a long night of partying, Bagel Chateau, Diner or Hershey’s are popular destinations to cure one’s hangover. If one were to walk down the halls of the high school, many students would be sporting Lacoste and Ralph Lauren polos, limited edition Jordans or Air Force Ones, and North Face jackets and backpacks.
All in all, Westfield is the shit. Despite the town’s rich reputation, the kids are not ostentatious unlike other wealthy towns and are down to earth and know how to have a good time.
Westfield is most notably known for its downtown. There has been a lot of change over the past several years as rising rents have ran many "mom and pop" shops out of business causing mall stores to open. In recent years, the downtown has become an outdoor "branch" of the Short Hills Mall with stores such as Black White, Banana Republic, Gap, Lord and Taylor and Williams Sonoma.
Westfield takes pride in their sports teams and school system. Similar to a previously mentioned post, Westfield does pride itself some of its past sporting history, especially with football and baseball. However, in recent years, Westfield has been making comebacks in these two sports. Because all Westfielders are forced to play soccer or lacrosse while in their mother’s fetus, it is no surprise soccer and lacrosse are Westfield’s most proudest sports teams, despite some lackluster performances over the past year. Although the Westfield Outdoor Tennis Club (called “The Outdoor” by Westfielders) has a waiting list for adults, many parents register their children for the junior development program as soon as their child is physically capable to pick up a felt, yellow ball. This early intervention has served as the basis for Westfield continued success in Tennis. Westfield is also very good in Golf, as there are two private golf courses and 3 public golf courses within five miles. But Westfield is truly a powerhouse in swimming. Similar to the pre-natal preparation regarding soccer, lax, and tennis, many parents feel the need to join Memorial Pool, or for those who want to brag about their cabanas, Nomahegan, prior to the child’s birth.
Westfield high school is regarded as a top high school in the state. Although the town may argue this is because of the challenging course curriculum, the school system’s success is most likely a result of the pressure put on by parents. Many children get SAT tutors before the student enters middle school. Because of this Westfield High School students have a work hard, party harder philosophy on life. Students will spend hours during the school week helping out the community, participating in clubs and sports of all kinds, and school work. However, on the weekends, students like to let loose. However many of the parties in Westfield are invite-only, so if you’re not personally invited by the party thrower, you may have trouble getting in. Many students realize by the time they reach college, they can outdrink, and outruit (yes, in the The Field “beer pong,” as you may say, is called Ruit) their roommates and colleagues. Because Westfield Police can be nasty and outright dicks, many westfielders are able to handle themselves in the presence of public safety officers while completely intoxicated. After a long night of partying, Bagel Chateau, Diner or Hershey’s are popular destinations to cure one’s hangover. If one were to walk down the halls of the high school, many students would be sporting Lacoste and Ralph Lauren polos, limited edition Jordans or Air Force Ones, and North Face jackets and backpacks.
All in all, Westfield is the shit. Despite the town’s rich reputation, the kids are not ostentatious unlike other wealthy towns and are down to earth and know how to have a good time.
(Back from college)
Mary: So glad to back in Westfield. Can't wait to throw it down and get a ruit tourney
Matt: Yeah, what would break be in the field without a lil ruit. My house is open tonight.
(Later that day)
James: Yo,I heard you were throwin it down.
Matt: Yeah, man, but no can do bud. Invite only
(Next day)
Matt: I'm so hungover
Mary: Yeah, I need a taylor ham egg and cheese or trinidad asap
Mary: So glad to back in Westfield. Can't wait to throw it down and get a ruit tourney
Matt: Yeah, what would break be in the field without a lil ruit. My house is open tonight.
(Later that day)
James: Yo,I heard you were throwin it down.
Matt: Yeah, man, but no can do bud. Invite only
(Next day)
Matt: I'm so hungover
Mary: Yeah, I need a taylor ham egg and cheese or trinidad asap
by Westfield For Life January 9, 2009
Get the Westfield mug.Wakefield is actually the best HS in Arlington! With a new 13 million dollar school I can see why Yorktown and WL kids are hating! We havent had any crimes at all, Yorktown is pretty much known for them. Shut the hate up, stupid dicks. We all know even students at the other HS smoke so why single us out? Exactly, stuck up white kids who dont know anything need to keep their mouths SHUT!
Wakefield High School is number 173 in overall academics in VA public high schools, YKTown and WL are in the 200's , thank you.
by #WarriorPRIDE October 22, 2013
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Get the Westfield mug.An underfunded and under recognized high school in Arlington, Virginia. Teenagers from all around the world come to Wakefield to get caught up in the brutal American high school life with drugs and thugs. The county cares very little about Wakefield, seeing it as a place to dump all the poor and brown students in. Overall, in Wakefield, you learn that life is harsh, and you're the only one you can trust.
Also Dorktown sucks.
Also Dorktown sucks.
Student: Hello, are you new to Wakefield High School?
Foreign Student: Jes
Student: Want to buy some weed?
Foreign Student: Jes
Student: Want to buy some weed?
by SouthAtown February 17, 2013
Get the Wakefield High School mug.an okay school, can be gay though. speaking of gay, we actually do have quite a bit of fags here at westfield. over half of the school is "gangsta" and think they're the shit and can beat anyone up, even though thats not true because they're all just talk. there's only like 10 kids who are even in real "gangs" and no one cares about them anyways. then theres the spanish kids, who of course everybody gets annoyed by. they also think that they are the shit and are good at every sport, which isnt true. the only sport that there even close to being good at is soccer, so stop trying to play black kids in basketball, they'll kick your ass anyday. then the asians. not really a lot to say about them, yeah, theyre all smart and all get honor roll, even the ones who try to be gangster get honor roll but try to hide it. the white kids are pretty cool. except for the wiggers. i fucking hate wiggers, stop trying to be black by either dressing all ghetto or going to tanning beds to try to fucking blend it with your friends. lots of preps;actually everyone is preppy now. then theres the skater kids, who are actually pretty tightttt. the teachers at WHS can't stand/put up with any of the kids, theyre cool though. so i guess thats all for westfield, oh and we're fucking beast at sports, who gives a shit if oakton highschool beat us once in football, you rich little snobby bastards. Yet westfield can be outrageously annoying and retarded, we're the shit.
"yo man, you stepped on my new kicks, nigga, what the fuck"
(an everyday saying at westfield)
white girl trying to walk in locker bay: "excuse me" *walks through*
black girl talkin with her home girls:
"what the fuck yo,watch where your goin and say excuse me" *pushes white girl*
(another example..everyday shit)
teacher:"go sit down"
student:"shut up bitch"
teacher:"okay,sorry."
(an everyday saying at westfield)
white girl trying to walk in locker bay: "excuse me" *walks through*
black girl talkin with her home girls:
"what the fuck yo,watch where your goin and say excuse me" *pushes white girl*
(another example..everyday shit)
teacher:"go sit down"
student:"shut up bitch"
teacher:"okay,sorry."
by #%@$! June 11, 2006
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