wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

Wardrobe Amnesia

When you find a piece of clothing or accessory in the back of your wardrobe, forget why it was there in the first place, and start wearing it again - remembering why you don't wear that thing all that often only when it's too late.

I wish I didn't have wardrobe amnesia last night - I forgot those shoes gave me blisters and now it hurts to walk!

by Procrastinateher November 4, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

by Auld simp May 25, 2013

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

by LINZ July 30, 2004