Warping

"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.

Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.

by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010

redneck wrapping paper

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.

Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

by Keyzer Soze November 20, 2009

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Double Wrapping

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.

Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

Wasping

Where a person Wears their glasses tilted downward, making them look fast and ready to party.

“Holy shit! Hey Toby, look at Lachie! Look, he’s over there wasping to darude’s Sandstorm!

by Avoparsley January 30, 2018

Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018

shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 17, 2008