wankshafting

verb: to wank one's shaft or alternatively to shaft one's wank depending largely upon gender.

'If you wankshaft it I'm sure it'll start working again and then we can go and play football.'

by Cigar boy May 27, 2004

wankshaft

the principle means of driving a wanking machine, as related to a wankcam, wanksparkplug, and wankignition.

"the wankshaft isn't running properly, it needs a bit of attention" - scantily clad female mechanic

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

Wanksandwich

When two females are 69ing (licking each other out at the same time) each other and a male ejaculates in between them.

"I'm well going to wanksandwich those lesbos" Horney Fat Guy

by Cockmaster69 June 5, 2009

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

wankshaft

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Wankshaft

A derogatory term to describe the popular MMRPG game “World of Warcraft”

“Q: Is he going out tonight?
A: Nah, he’s playing wankshaft again”

by Tikhon January 31, 2007

lankshard

one who is very attractive and willing to get naked

dude, that ashley is such a lankshard! she showed me her tits last night!

by kurt the legend May 27, 2011