myspace bankruptcy

you lost your password and you have to start all over. you have to find all of your freidns and get your page just the way it was.

girl i had to file for myspace bankruptcy because i lost my password..

by ladonnamama March 28, 2008

baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)

I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!

by Thump45a November 27, 2016

dankruptcy

Not having weed. Like bankruptcy, but DANKruptcy. Ya kno?

Tom- "I declare dankruptcy! I needa cop some more bud."

by takeatoke January 22, 2011

Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

by Charle Norris October 23, 2011

Female Bankruptcy

The act of clearing your slate of all of the females in your life. Halting communication and not seeing your women anymore. Like financial bankruptcy, you start fresh, with all new women.

Female Bankruptcy is usually deployed when you are sick of all of the women in your life and realize you need to start fresh with new and different women.

I am sick of all the girls I have been seeing, I declare Female Bankruptcy.

by The berboy May 25, 2012

jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money

He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017