rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014

Wankles

Walker's clearly-evident thankles.

Hi my name is Walker and I have Wankles.

by Lankles (1 and 2) November 8, 2004

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

wankle

when a women’s thighs meet her waist, similar to a cankle

that girls stomach is wankled

by icycube October 1, 2018

Wankles

In which somebody both defecates and urinates at the same time, the urine runs down the toilet to the persons ankles making them wet, hence “wankles”

“Dominick had some serious Wankles today after the bathroom”

by Mr. Pister February 6, 2024

wankle

v. to commit a bumbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a wanker

Our crystal-clear HD reception is history ever since that TV man wankled the connection.

by dmm8686 March 1, 2010

Wankles

not a fat ankle
not a skiny ankle
a wide ankle

e.g Dayumn that girl has some wankles on her

by wankywankles September 15, 2016