Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).

Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wankerthon

Alternative to overused wanker that will add further malice to your incriminations

Chris is such a wankerthon, he won't stop ringing me and asking to come over

by Han and Jen October 23, 2005

wankerbot

A cyborg robot designed by the japanese to wank. Used as an insult.

That robot is a wankerbot. / Wankerbots, the lot of em!

by Sam Goodman October 27, 2005

wanneroo

A suburb in the northern area of Perth. Known for its high density of Rednecks, the population here are about as thick as they come. As of late, the Redneck population is being pushed further north due to the slow immigration of normal people into the area.

Intellectual osmosis runs rampant in the wanneroo region.

by Rhys Deimel September 9, 2008

burberrious wankerous

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...

Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.

by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005

wankerphone

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.

"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"

by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005