Waltersed

Originally coined by University of Arizona fans when Kirk Walters, center, opted out of shooting a wide open 14-foot jumper with 6 seconds left in the second half, down by one point, and decided to pass to freshman Jerryd Bayless who was being double teamed, "Waltersed" is simply the act of making a huge mistake that many people will hate you for years to come because of.

John - Did you see the game last night?

Mark - Yeah, the moron had an easy layup but he pulled up for the 3.

John - I know, he straight up waltersed it.

by CarlositoMacGyver April 13, 2009

crops are watered

Meaning that life is going great

Man, finding out I passed that test cleared my acne and my crops are watered

by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017

Walkered

To be unknowingly roped into a position of responsibility for and indefinite period of time.

Oh man, why did I just agree to a graveyard shift?
You've just been walkered.

I was going to get off my face but I got walkered into being a safety officer.

Turns out I'm competent at my job, so I got walkered.

by Risk taking March 18, 2010

watered down hipster

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.

"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"

by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015

Watered Down Sundae

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.

I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!

by nofudgeplz69 December 7, 2010

watered down mustache

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

[e-mail] has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!

by harmicar August 23, 2008

Walkered

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.

Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?

by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017