a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of!! :)
by Th3«F®åGîL3» August 29, 2003
1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
as invective "Go to Wal-mart"
by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011
1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 18, 2004
A one-stop shop; Heaven on earth.
by I <3 Walmart February 24, 2007
My man loves to spoil me. He took me on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart then after that we had dinner at Mcdonalds. How romantic!
by Teri August 20, 2003
a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011