Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

waklo

waklo

Verb (v.) - 1. Someone who is bad at video games. 2. Someone who is unskilled at something.

Origins - The league of legends user "Waklo" in 2012.

That person missed every skill shot; what a waklo... (v.)

by doglover1981 May 7, 2013

wakie-wakie

It's time to get up, wake up, just a somewhat sweet way to wake up the kids or better get your friends/party guest up and out before your parents of roommates can see them all

It's Wakie Wakie time. Hey babe it's wakie Wakie time . Wakie Wakie time. Wakie-Wakie

by N'awlinsMafia October 26, 2013

Wake and Mod

Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).

If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.

Tyler: I woke up at 7am and took 1 Modafinil pill (200mg). Now that's what I call a Wake and Mod!

by HawaiianPunch1 May 30, 2023

wake n bake

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

by dub_head November 5, 2005

Wakeland

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond

Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland

by allthatandabagofchips March 14, 2019

jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010