Dank Waggon

a very large ass that appears to have been hit with a large frying pan, and as a result is now elongated and flat.

Dude, Zahara has got a dank waggon.

by Noved73 October 13, 2011

Waggoner

A loyal friend to a fault who never stood a fair chance in life. Puts others before him/herself almost forgetting to put their own matters on the plate.

If it wasnt for the fact that this person was always there and had my back I would have wrote them off a long time ago.

Man I trust this fool with my life but he never stood a chance his life sucks. He must be a Waggoner!

by Uber stupid December 6, 2018

spaggon waggon

a vehicle that hold a large amount of retarded people, of any change, this will be used when one of a kind ' special ' people needs a way of transport. can be spotted by either the big yellow bus or hearing the recongiable noices from miles always such ah 'HIIYAHH'

'get back on ur spaggon waggon, you window licker.'

by i.Jizzed.In.Your.Mum.YAH April 4, 2010

waggon

Superfly pimp ass waggon that one trips over accidentally

Yo, I fell over dat fine waggon down yonder.

by Mr. Staubsauger January 30, 2005

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

Waggoning

Present progressive description of a person having a wagon

Big Sheila just walked through in her signature yoga pants cuz. Look at the WAGGONING on her

Oh girl just walked passed and you missed it boss, waggoning no cap

by The optimism GOD July 30, 2021

Waggonered

To act in the most selfish manner. To always put ones needs before anyone else's. To lie or steal in order to obtain something not belonging to you. To aquire under false pretense.

Instead of buying her kids Christmas gifts, she spent the money with her street pharmacist. She Waggonered her kids this year just like she did last year!

by Thor, god of thunder! ⚡ September 15, 2022