by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016
Get the wooden cockmug. When a persons computer loads so slowly in a game that his computer is said to be made from a substance uncapable of conducting electricity such as wood.
the substance can also be substituted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks
originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.
the substance can also be substituted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks
originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.
*everyones loaded except dave*
nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer
nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa
nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer
nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa
by skuxx :D June 10, 2011
Get the Wooden Computermug. by PCooper May 6, 2008
Get the Wooden Coatmug. by lickity-split June 15, 2005
Get the wooden shampoomug. Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.
Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
by DopeDickFuckChick January 19, 2021
Get the Wooden plankmug. A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022
Get the Wooden Spoonmug. A wooden peg is someone who's greatest claim to fame is that someone planted a seed for him to exist. Wooden peg's were never to become great oaks; they are cut down to size, hold tight for a while only to suffer more humiliation and drop to the ground, often into a freshly laid dog turd.
A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
A wooden peg is the sort of person who will end up with the wooden spoon award.
A wooden peg could be having a run of luck, such as holding onto some sweet model's lingerie but everyone knows it won't last because the person is a dead set loser about to fall again.
That football team had potential until that wooden peg started coaching them. They now play like they've been infected with his woody fungus and will no doubt take out the wooden spoon award.
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
That Jacob is a shit stained wooden peg. His only success in life was when he was the winner of his father's sperm race, since then he has failed in everything he's done and no doubt will turn into a junkie hanging out in the trailer park with the likes of Dirty Robby
by Honey Crumpets May 28, 2019
Get the Wooden Pegmug.