When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.
by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010
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I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007
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The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.
Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.
Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.
Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.
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Get the no wokkas mug.When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
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