WTFWJD

meaning "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do"

and a fantastic song by the incredible band I Set My Friends On Fire.

I couldn't decide so i asked myself WTFWJD

boy: have you heard WTFWJD by ISFMOF?
girl: yes it's fucking fantastic!

by ErinError March 1, 2009

WITFH

What in the fucking hell?

RT @extrenergy Adam, the "heir apparent to Freddy Mercury" could actually win idol (quote from the Today show this morning) - WITFH?

by extrenergy May 13, 2009

WTFWYT

What The Fuck Were You Thinking. (Acronym)

I cant believe you got arrested WTFWYT?

by LAZ514 May 24, 2009

WTFWIT?

What the f--- was I thinking?

I woke up next to Martha Stewart and I was like WTFWIT?

by emovial October 22, 2008

Witwig

One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.

Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*

by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014

Sticky Witwicky

A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers

Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time

by Dionize September 11, 2016

wtfwut

What the fuck were you thinking.

wtfwut when you did that?

by ??^?? May 11, 2008