Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
by Redfoxx January 08, 2004
-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof
-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
by T$GER December 07, 2004
A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.
by bigshow8891 October 08, 2005
(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.
I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me.
Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.
I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.
Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.
I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.
by HankHill August 02, 2008
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A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.
B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)
C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.
D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"
E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.
Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.
B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)
C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.
D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"
E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.
Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
by The Scurviest Pirate on Earth July 18, 2005