WAG

One who licks the inside of anuses

My wag came over came over some dessert after dinner.

by Becca October 21, 2003

WAG

(acronym) What a Geek!

(Nerd walks by)
Kid: WAG!

by Pete January 13, 2004

WAG

A feutile atempt at humor by a couple of walgreens employees. Basically, its short for walgreens, and is used in a variety of ways to keep the walgreens employees from going insane

Did you WAG off last night? HEll YEAH!!! 10 hours straight!

Just put em' in your mouth and WAG em'

Well wag me off and call me waggy struthers

by hsojeitsirk October 22, 2008

Wagging

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

by Wagging April 4, 2015

wagged

someone who doesn't go somewhere they should to do something they want

she wagged English and Science just to go in his car

by yomommashouse August 11, 2008

wagging

Wagging is slang for cutting school etc

oh no ***** and **** are wagging again

by umyeah December 28, 2005

WAGS

An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.

As acronyms go, WAGS is not bad. It could have been something worse, some sort of rhyming slang.

by Claire June 21, 2006