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Vulture

A sexual act involving two people. One, who is shorter than the other to the point where they can't go down on the other, but is too tall to "go up" on them, so they crane their neck down like a vulture to perform oral sex.
"My girlfriend was too short to go down on me, but she gave me an amazing Vulture."
by Bob Bobinson. February 22, 2018
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Vulture

1. In a video game - Someone who constantly circles around the map in search of a weakened foe, stealing other players kills as much as possible with a terminal shot.
2. Someone who takes the last of something.
1. After waiting for the right moment to vulture, John swooped down, spraying the vicinity of the weakened enemies with lead. A few shots was enough to kill a group of weakened players. He then received the Vulture Spree award.
2. After eying the serving plate, John vultured the last of the shrimp -- before anyone else could get any.
by NodenWIRE April 19, 2009
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Vulture

Semi popular school girls that are always petty and sarcastic and antagonise everyone around them. They are usually ignorant and loud. They also have the worst ear shattering voices and laughs.
Sydney Grayson wouldn't stop gossiping about me and my girlfriend. She is such a Vulture.
by DipinDots September 18, 2016
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Vulture

(n.) A woman who has abnormally large and droopy labia.
"Did you see the girl on pornhub's #1 vid today? She had a vulture!"
by Noodles316 October 20, 2009
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Vulture

When you're doing a girl from behind and you reach around and put your fingers in her nose and pull back... and she makes the sound of a vulture, "eeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!"
I gave my girlfriend the vulture last night. She dumped me. But it was hilarious when I did it!
by expert of the vulture December 9, 2008
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Vulture

That one kid (sometimes fat) who roams around the tables in the cafeteria asking, "You gonna eat that?", other synonyms include: Hound, Pig, Orphan, Scavenger, Garbage Disposal.
Butch is such a Vulture. He kept bothering me about my uneaten fries.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019
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vulture

A person, business, corporation or political body who/whichpreys on the misfortune of others. These people/businesses/political parties often present themselves as charismatic, and commence engineering involvement with people, businesses, communities or nations at the early signs of their downfall.
The most obvious examples are:

* In laws (spouses or children) who suddenly become interested in there extended families affairs when it looks like death and inheritance is looming.
"They're inheritance vultures".
* Relatively desperate men or women who act as a support when they notice a relationship is on the rocks. They tend to offer biased support with hope of gaining a partner, mostly due to their lack of character, beauty or charm.
"He's a vulture, after his mates girlfriend cause he can't find his own".
* Loan sharks of all descriptions, but especially those who hang around Casinos with semi-Legitimate legal deeds/documents for extremely undervalued loans of cash for or houses, cars, jewelery etc...
"If you go to the casino, avoid the vultures in the car park, they'll take you for everything you own".
* Scammers,spammers and con-artists targeting middle class to poorer individuals. Combined internet/mobile messaging ones are the most recent mutation of these mutants.
"Social networking individuals fall victim to vulture scammers/spammers in hope of meeting someone (special?)"
* Unethical businesses/business people/government bodies who watch and often encourage the collapse of businesses for personal benefit.
"That corporation is being a vulture, they are fraudulently or unethically undermining their competitors business efforts pure greed, not survival"
* Corporations/Political bodies/ Governments who exploit developing nations poverty and misery.
"It is apparent that 'x' country has used supposed political concern and intervention in 'y' countries internal affairs in order to gain control for purposes of power, economic greed and domination".
by 13th hero March 22, 2008
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