1. An adj. meaning extremely sharp, usually so sharp as to cut through anything without any resistance whatsoever.
2. A specific enchantment upon a magical sword that, on a crit, severs the head of its victim automatically.
2. A specific enchantment upon a magical sword that, on a crit, severs the head of its victim automatically.
1. I swear to God, dad's turkey knife is vorpal or something.
2. My vorpal longsword +2 made quick work of those Amnizu enforcers.
2. My vorpal longsword +2 made quick work of those Amnizu enforcers.
by Grimrider November 28, 2002
Get the vorpal mug.A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.
"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."
by EmperorEli December 4, 2011
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Vorp is a fry word. Vorp is the kind of word you use when you're frying just a little bit too hard, see, and you just need a little break, see, because this high is TOO MUCH, SEE!!! so you say *VORP* ... and send it to the future.
And then one day you're driving home and suddenly, that volkswagon you're in ... melts.
And then one day you're driving home and suddenly, that volkswagon you're in ... melts.
Vorp means, I'm hungry
And vorp means, Hello
One quick vorp is yes
And two quick vorps are no.
It's the laziest language
that was ever set forth
A small *vorp* is south,
and a big VORP is north
And vorp means, Hello
One quick vorp is yes
And two quick vorps are no.
It's the laziest language
that was ever set forth
A small *vorp* is south,
and a big VORP is north
by dj3p@hotmail[dot]com April 9, 2003
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Get the vorpus mug.A popular term from Rick and Morty fans, when Morty committed vorintary in an episode, in order to save the planet from the Szechuan Sauce outbreak.
"Hey man! Did you watch the latest Rick and Morty episode?" Hah! You bet! But it's more like Rick and Vorty ;)"
by Gettin_Paperz July 13, 2019
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