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And you're a fucking moron Sam. The REASON some of the words are CAPITALIZED is that it changes the entire meaning of the sentence by altering what and where the quiet part is.
Iam "The example I saw what the sentence:
I (capital I) didn't kidnap 14 kids. (But someone did)
I DIDN'T (in absolute) kidnap 14 kids.
I didn't KIDNAP 14 kids. (But I did something else with them)
I didn't kidnap FOURTEEN kids. (More or less than 14)
I didn't kidnap 14 KIDS (Something other than kids.)
So..."

Hym "Get- I can't SEE while you're doing vocaloids go- Get back and do sonar... But YES. You were saying it earlier like I was stupid for doing it BUUUUT... IN REALITY... You're a fucking retard who doesn't understand how language works."
Vocaloid by Hym Iam March 5, 2025
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Vocaloid OLIVER 

My childhood crush \(^o^)/
He's an English Vocaloid (I'm English too, yay) who is twelve years old, and has a number of messed up songs. He has platinum hair, which is sorta long, an old-fashioned navy coat, a white cap, a bandage over one eye, one of his legs and probably his arm, IDK.

Overall, he's a great Vocaloid :)
And he has a bird! How cool is that?!
(Not that cool, but OK.)
Fangirl: Hey, it's an English Len!
Other Person: *sigh...*
Fangirl: What?
Other Person: Vocaloid OLIVER is not an English Len.
Fangirl: Who's Vocaloid OLIVER? There's only eight Vocaloids! Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Gakupo and Gumi!
Other Person: *facepalm* THOSE ARE MADE BY CRYPTON. AND INTERNET CO.LTD!
Fangirl: What's Crypton and Internet thingy?
Other Person: Kill me.

Vocaloid DEX 

A furry Vocaloid made by Zero-G. Usually sings about his mantis father being eaten by God or being a robot. You know, the normal stuff.
Person 1: Have you heard of Vocaloid DEX?
Person 2: The furry one?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: The songs he is featured in are weird.

Vocaloid Squad 

==Introduction to the Vocaloid Squad==
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.

Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク)who drives the Hayabusa H5.

Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)
A: The Vocaloid Squad has to be the best
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~

everyone: simp

hmm………

Vocaloid Oliver 

A twelve year-old engloid/vocaloid made by Power FX. He's British and looks like a rejected horror movie character, with a voice bank that sounds like a rejected, English, Teletubby. His design is made to be a young, caucasian, boy, with short/platinum hair, having a single amber eye. He's dressed in a sailor-boy uniform and had a bandaged right eye.
Kaiser: Do you like vocaloid Oliver?

Phillip: Hell no. He sounds like crap, and isn't worth a dime

kaito vocaloid 

absolute hottest guy on earth. I would lick his ass clean idc if hes middle aged.

Hot as fuck, absolute smash, 10/10

I love Kaito so so so so sososososososo much.
Me: I'm really horny for Kaito vocaloid rn.
Anyone: Oh.
Me: Dreaming about that ass.

Vocaloiding 

The act of composing a track in the Vocaloid or Vocaloid 2 editor, possibly with the assistance of a ReWire-enabled host software.
I hear he spent the whole weekend Vocaloiding, but that Miku track he made turned out really well!
Vocaloiding by RuBBa_cHiKiN March 15, 2010