Vitaliy

A sexy, smart, and strong man who is generally very smooth with women.

Girl 1: Did you see that hot guy at the gym? He is at the top of our accounting class.

Girl 2: He is such a vitaliy!

by statesman09 October 20, 2010

Vistalepsy

The physical condition of not being able to stop shaking your fists in the air in utter frustration when forced to use Vista.

I thought Keith was really upset when I walked into his office and he was crazily shaking his fists in the air; turns out he had just received his new laptop and immediately contracted Vistalepsy.

by Swimmer LisaLisa December 18, 2008

Vitali

A hot Ukrainian or Russian male

I married a Vitali.

by karpro February 5, 2010

vital regions

An area of great territorial importance to a country, especially in the manga Axis Powers Hetalia. It is an (in)famous accidental innuendo which has become a meme within the fandom.

"Prussia has occupied my vital regions!"

by Tiger der Große October 19, 2009

check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

by malmix April 27, 2007

Vitalija

A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.

David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.

by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018

Vitali

Vitali

A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.

Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!

Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.

by Imouttie! December 20, 2017