Vista

One boy asked me, Where are Samoans from? We thought about it for a while, and a girl by the name of Mikela responded, Vista.

Vista, home of the Samoans.

by TRUE STORY April 1, 2005

vista

Viruses
Infections
Spyware
Trojans and
Adware

Notice the word VISTA going down the left side

See BSOD for an example of Vista.

by MichaelR September 9, 2008

vista

remember Windows ME?

Vista is like re-living through all that, but will probably be worse.

LOL, your vista computer crashed again. At least my Windows ME computer runs once in awhile.

by cschermes April 22, 2009

vista

Microsoft's newest operating system that has strikingly familiar speeds, quirks, and errors to Windows ME. Rumored to be the fastest and most aesthetically pleasing Windows OS yet but proof of these claims have rarely been seen by users. Mostly, an advertising scheme between Microsoft and computer hardware manufacturers to get you to purchase the newest and most expensive components on the market.

example 1:
We are Microsoft.
You and your data will be assimilated into Windows Vista and merged with the non-backwards compatible collective.
Resistance is futile.

Example 2:
MacOS X: Vista Aero... i am your father.
Vista Aero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY AERO ENGINE IS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! AUTHENTIC, ENERGETIC, REFLECTIVE AND OPEN! REMEMBER?!
MacOS X: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.

Yeah, i use Ubuntu Linux and i'm a nerd... so fucking what?

by nunsgetnakedforjesus April 25, 2008

vista

A very unstable operating system designed by Microsoft.

Tom: Hows Vista working for ya?
Joe: ...

by Mike Archambault September 27, 2007

vista

The name of the new Windows Operative System. Windows Vista aka Longhorn (working title).

When is the new windows comming out?

- Microsoft will release Vista in the end of 2006.

by $ The Dude $ August 26, 2005

vista

OSX but with windows logos, and will crash all of the time.""

"Have you seen the new Windows os vista?"
"Yeah, I got mac osx"

by Anonymous Passenger January 13, 2006