unlike hallucinations you are aware that visions are not "real" (happening in space and time) but potential possibilities happening in parallel spheres. they may become reality in space in time or they may not.
"i woz havin dem visions again all day, mate"
"You givin me dem visions bruv"
"deez visions be killin me"
"You givin me dem visions bruv"
"deez visions be killin me"
by Krkič October 12, 2020
you feel so close, near, like you giving me visions. i can see us together. i can see us so clearly. not even blurred. in HD, like.
by Krkič December 02, 2019
A really really really shit piece of software, that companies have the misfortune of using. Its slow, unreliable, unpredictable, and just generally crap. The developers never really do anything to embrace the needs of thier customers. It tends to hide windows randomly and delete or change orders, just because it can. It needs to be restarted on a server once a day, just so it can last out a working afternoon. Integrity software are just basically laughing at the fools they've suckered into buying it.
Vision user 1: "whats wrong with vision?"
Vision user 2: "Everything. Its wank."
Vision user 1: "Well i know that. but has anyone pressed more than one button in a minute and caused it to freeze?"
Vision user 3: "Yeah i sent a document to print. I think its stuck the whole system."
Vision user 2: "No surprise there. Im going to go downstairs and piss in the server."
Vision user 2: "Everything. Its wank."
Vision user 1: "Well i know that. but has anyone pressed more than one button in a minute and caused it to freeze?"
Vision user 3: "Yeah i sent a document to print. I think its stuck the whole system."
Vision user 2: "No surprise there. Im going to go downstairs and piss in the server."
by 684 massive April 11, 2008
paul: where did you put vision?
chad: i forgot them. we can get more though- when we get back to florida...
paul: aww crap!!
chad: i forgot them. we can get more though- when we get back to florida...
paul: aww crap!!
by fooseball, w.e.i. March 26, 2010
Vision is defined as the mental picture or image of what the future could be or would look like. It can also be defined as one's concept, thought or imagination at a given period of time. -Emeasoba George
Vision is synonymous with fantasy.
by Emeasoba George August 04, 2018
In the video game 'Madden', while playing with quarterback vision on, the art of moving the vision eloquently to find an open receiver far away from the highlighted one.
by Paul XYZ March 28, 2008
by Chick aka Uncle Junior June 29, 2006