Riddle Vision

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.

"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."

by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

rondo vision

Having the exceptional vision to see anything around you or in your peripheral range.

You and I both know he has rondo vision, that pass was behind his head!

by gucci100000 October 30, 2012

Cryo Vision Holder

One’s who had to work their entire lives to feel accepted, but yet they feel that their work was all in vain. Having to freeze their hearts in order to feel the warmth they so dearly crave.

“Why does Eula feel the need to hide her true self to both her family and the people of Monstadt?”

“Oh it’s cause she is a Cryo Vision Holder.”

by smellyellee August 16, 2021

Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

by xavy340 July 8, 2009

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006