Chronic virginitis

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.

Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.

by alaric11 January 26, 2018

Virginitis

What a girl gets after she gets all stuck on the first guy to penetrate her. Symptoms include geting all clingy, blowing up his cellphone tracking his whereabouts,calling mutual friends to look for him, etc. Can last anywhere from a few days to many years.....depending on how severe the case is.

Sadly, Rachel was unable to find another boyfriend after she caught virginitis from Bill.

by o1aztekdog August 31, 2006

virginitis

A situation when recently deflowered virgins find it necessary to relate everything back to their now active sex-lives

Normal human: "I"m so sweaty"
Sufferer of Virginitis: "Oh that reminds me of when XXX and I were having sex that one time.."

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009

Vergilistic

On the verge of actually being realistic.

The snow could fall. It's so close it's vergilistic.

by Cilerk May 28, 2017

Vaginistic

Having the qualities of a vagina.

Eugene Jo is very vaginistic.

by Tim Yang December 19, 2008

virginities

Often mistyped as "virginity".
If you're a /b/tard, you would have lost this long ago. Probably to a helpless, pre-teen female (occasionally male, especially if trap).

See also: loli.

Regular, inferior, Internet user: hi lol cn u taek my virginities plx ;-;;
/b/tard: NO U

by Anonymous__ November 28, 2006

Virginist

A virginist is someone who chooses to die after a whole life of abstinence. Having never had sex once in their entire life, a virginist is one of the saddest and most pathetic excuses for a human being.

"Was the Virgin Mary really a virgin? No, she was a virginist."

by Ren Hitaro September 23, 2009