Sax and violins

A thing that has instruments inside.

Usually having saxophones and violins what else could it be?

Person 1: Dude this movie has sax and violins

Person 2: Don't you mean-

Person 1: Stfu no

by Shitass, True God March 27, 2021

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

violin hickey

a mark on violinists/violists located directly under the jaw. looks like a hickey. it's formed from violin or violas chinrests rubbing on the neck, usually due to excessive practicing.

you: what's that thing on your neck?
me: it's a violin hickey. i've been practicing a lot because of the school-season.

by firefliexx June 10, 2005

World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011

violin

An instrument that can sound beautiful WHEN PLAYED RIGHT. However, most of the time it isn't.

My definition of the way a bad violin sounds: "Horse hairs rasping against the entrails of a cat!"

by Hallie Corson September 24, 2005

Violin

a violin

violin

by cheese monger lady August 4, 2020

second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.

The second violins are often disappointed with their music.

by that one violinist May 18, 2015