velveeta-method

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Senator Velveeta

In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."

I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.

by ascap_scab August 30, 2009

coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010