vassar

One of the Seven Sister Schools that is now co-ed (because Vassar can handle it) and is no longer affiliated with Yale (because they couldn't handle it). Home of the most beautiful collegiate library in the world, and an eclectic, talented, and generally f**king awesome student body. Located in the unfortunate city of Poughkeepise. Contrary to popular belief, Vassar students are not accepted because they are rich, white, suburbanites, or elite. They are accepted because they have either worked their ass off or learned to play the admissions game. Well, except for the Rockefellers.

Where are you going to college?

Vassar.

Isn't that an all women's college?

No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.

by Jayne Eyre October 25, 2007

Vassage

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

Vassay

Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.

Damn, I wish I had me a Vassay

by pussyeater415 December 12, 2017

vaisnavee

Awesome awesome awesome! Sometimes prone to incredible wierdness but almost scarily lovable! Funniest person alive.

wo-ow, you're such a vaisnavee
#sweet#lovable#humourous#funny#smart

by vaisnavee April 24, 2018

Vasanaa Gunabalachandran

shes a queen at teaching! she can help you in math. ask her how to do math what you're stuck on and she will help you!

"Vasanaa Gunabalachandran how do you do math?"
"NO!"
"WOW SO RUDE..."

by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021

Vassap

Bruno's way of saying "hello"

Vassap! Ich bin here at the Dallas gun show

by Newton911 March 11, 2010

sleeping with vassago

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009