Sigma variant

The SARS-CoV-2 variant that comes after Omnicron.

Reporter: February 24, 2022 — experts have detected sightings of a new SARS-CoV-2 variant in the outskirts of Bangkok. They are naming it the Sigma variant because it sounds more cooler than Rho or Tau.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

Kappa-variant

Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.

Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.

by Lambda Variant April 20, 2022

The Darnbrook Variant

A strain of covid-19 where you don’t have any other symptoms except extreme diarrhoea. This can sometimes last weeks.

Old boy Jim has only gone and caught The Darnbrook Variant. He’s been stuck on the toilet for the last four days. Apparently his toilet looks like a battlefield.

by Theoneinthehole December 20, 2021

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

Singapore Variant

The mutated strand of coronavirus from the “fine” city that is deadly to kids, as fictionally claimed by Opposition politicians in the Land of the Gandhis, which could usher in India’s third wave, if zero flights between Singapore and India are not enforced.

The authorities refuted the idea of the “Singapore variant,” which seems more like the Opposition in Delhi poking fun at the ineptitude of PM Modi and his team in containing the pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus May 18, 2021

Delta variant

Whenever they want to sell more masks, medical supplies, vaccines, or test kits, they try to scare people all over again, you can tell by the news you see and hear about how the next mutation is always just a little bit more dangerous than the last, if not much more dangerous.

Life was beginning to return to what some considered dull (pre pandemic) again, and because that would make the people that would otherwise remain in their lines wake up and fight the people looking to make money off anything related to the medical field pretended to get angry and started trying to scare the rest of the population all over again to get them back in line, and unable to think for themselves yet again. The delta variant was just the excuse they needed to shut people's thoughts down all over again.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

ohmigod variant

how valley girls refer to the omicron covid variant.

“hey suzy, did you hear about the new ohmigod variant? it’s - like - sooooo contagious.”

by dankhaddock December 21, 2021