vanity crush

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

Vantae

A soul connection that cannot be broken under any circumstances. A connection so strong that will bring the couple together no matter what.
A word to describe and answer questions. A way of saying "wait, be patient, have hope. I will find you no matter what."

Those under the blessing of the word vantae should know that be it far or near, their souls will long for each other.

And that when the soul longs for something and chooses a path, the body will follow.

After all, we are Vantae. We would have found each other through hell, earth is no difficulty.

by Lvakiba April 17, 2021

[vania]

A woman who is so fine, sexy, hot, intelligent, beautiful, and gorgeous that you can't get your eyes off of her, and will make you feel good all day.

vania

by she's so fine August 27, 2008

Vania

A sweet, thoughtful, LOYAL, firce and beautiful woman. Vania could wear a potatoe sack and she would STILL be hot as hell. She has many friends who know her, but only a select few know the real her. As soon as she meets you, she will instantly be your friend and will fight anyone who hurts you. Vanias are usually thicc except they don’t know it. She usually doesn’t realize how beautiful she is. Vania always knows just what to say to make you feel better. She is willing to stay up for days just to comfort others. She can act really slutty at times, but really, she’s just comfortable with touching others. She is a wonderful girlfriend who doesn’t hide things and when she has a doubt about her relationship she talks about it instead of keeping it to herself. If you have a Vania in your life, you are EXTREMELY lucky and should try to keep her in your life for as long as you can.

(Vania walks across the street)
Guy 1: DAMNNNN who’s that hottie?
Guy 2: I don’t know, but look at those tits!
Guy 1: and that ass!

Guy 2: I bet she’s a Vania, only Vania’s are that hot

by NotJessica926 June 25, 2018

vanisa

A cool person who is always good at it and makes everyone smile on the face.

Vanisa have always a smile on her face

by Lea1234 December 31, 2016

Vantablack

The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).

Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.

With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.

It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.

Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.

by gregben June 11, 2021