Vance

The ghetto kid with the brokest clothing in the whole school.

Have you seen Vance's ghetto ass at school today?

by NotChoco November 21, 2019

Vance

A Charming, usually blonde male. He loves to relate with people and is overall good in all categories, including sex.

"Vance was great last night!"
"Vance was really nice."

by Eleman7630 November 1, 2017

Vance

A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.

Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.

by TheShogunDude October 5, 2012

Vance

a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.

Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.

by The P. Master April 18, 2010

Vance

A retard with drip

He wears ethika he is a vance

by RealDefinition12828 May 13, 2019

Vance

A whiny little bitch who annoys the fuck out of me.

"God damn it Timmy, stop being a damn Vance!!"

by Cod90Gamer May 17, 2016

Vance

A person who sometimes tells your secrets he is a really fun person to hang out with likes a lot of girls at once but he is a good friend in the end

is a good friend so be nice to vance

by Hawtie mc thotty August 8, 2019