vancouver mirage

when you think you see a bus coming, but it is only the lights glinting in the rain

Finally, I see the #20 coming! Oh, never mind, it is just a Vancouver Mirage

by mrs. poe January 20, 2016

Vancouver Triangle

A growing trend for Australian backpackers in Vancouver is to engage in the Vancouver triangle. This involves two men and a woman. One of the men is engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with the woman on all fours while the other male participant is receiving oral sex. The two men then lean over and passionately kiss forming a triangular shape. Aids, deep regret and ridicule are possible side effects from performing such an act.

"Hey, did you hear Jamie and Markee had a Vancouver Triangle with a Swedish back packer?"

"I can't look Tom in the eye anymore, we got wasted and Vancouver Triangle'd this slut last night"

by DodgyMofo September 28, 2011

vancouver

That city where the average house price in the metropolitan region is now $699,000 as of august 2006, and where one in three houses for sale is listed at over a million dollars. Torontonians who move here usually end up downsizing from a 4 bedroom house in the city to a 2 bedroom condo or townhome 3 hours from downtown.

Sells toronto house for $378,000. Heads to Vancouver and looks around...

Richmond: $658,000
Surrey: $544,000
Burnaby: $680,000
Vancouver east: $560,000
Vancouver west: $1,200,000
North Vancouver: $814,000
West Vancouver: $1,500,000
White Rock: $710,000

Shit, looks like I'll hv to live in Victoria or sth...

Victoria: $548,000
Kelowna: $391,000

Oh mannnn...

by Rennie_ September 8, 2006

Bob Vance

The character on The Office who is married to Phyllis

Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: O . . . K . . .

by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

vancouverite

A person residing in Vancouver.

I'm a Vancouverite living in Vancouver

by BigScreenTV March 26, 2003

alyx vance

Hottest digital chick ever.

"I'd pay a million dollars if I could use my gravity gun on Alyx Vance's clothes."

by placebo February 17, 2005

Vancouver Washington

A waste of space. One of the most horrible places to live. A place where there are several sex offenders and drug addicts, but living in Vancouver is obviously a punishment in and of itself. Nosy Neighbors, a bunch of worthless pieces of white trash, crackers, meth addicts, alcoholics. This place can drive a normal person nuts and into suicide into a blink of an eye. Tacoma, Washington joins this list. Just rain, growing apples, and fishing are forms of entertainment.

Shit schools Hough elementary, white trash areas to point out, Fruit Valley, Orchards, Camas, Hazel Dell. You could piss and shit on Vancouver and you would not notice it. One of the highest unemployment rates across the country, no job potential. An economy that will never recover in Vancouver, its like a slowing tooth decay.

Where can I find a place to be bored that would put me in a state of being suicidal?

Example Oh thats easy go to Vancouver Washington.

by David Faustino August 23, 2012