vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

emotional vampirism

The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.

Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.

by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006

Vampiric

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.

person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."

by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010

Vamping

To stay up all night, like a vampire would because once the sun comes up they turn to dust.

Fuck sleeping, lets go vamping!

by smanginlang August 23, 2012

vampirity

A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!

I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.

by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009

Vampiritic

Craving blood

Irradiared food makes you.vampiritic.

by 777man June 4, 2016

Vampireny

A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!

U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.

by crastard April 25, 2009