Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009
Get the Vampireing mug.To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021
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A person who spiritually identifies as a Vampire. They may experience symptoms like desiring blood, or feeling 'phantom' fangs when they 'shift' (feeling more like their kin(the creature they identify as)).
The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.
The person may also take part in Vampirism, and feed off people. Either by drinking blood (human(from a willing donor) or animal) or by feeding off someone's energy.
1) Have you heard they are a member of the Otherkin community?
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin
2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...
2) That's cool; what kintype are they?
1) Vampirekin
2) Huh! I've been meaning to find out more about the Otherkin community...
by Sophi118 June 26, 2021
Get the vampirekin mug.The act of giving a cunnilingus to a menstruated woman.
Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".
Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".
by Lolada August 17, 2010
Get the Vampirilingus mug.A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!
U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.
U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.
by crastard April 25, 2009
Get the Vampireny mug.a creature who has the powers of a vampire, hides and kicks butt like a ninja, and is a cute a little kitty
by kiba234 June 24, 2008
Get the VampireNinjaKitty mug.by some chill bro up top December 29, 2010
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