volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

Valuerific

Products or services of great monetary and material worth with high desirability offered at the highest discounted price

Dave bought his Ipad at a valuerific price of $150 online.

by thrivedan December 16, 2010

Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.

"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"

by James Wood370 February 13, 2014

value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

by bjergen August 11, 2006

Valuerific

Describes or qualifies a person(s) or group of people, whose effort and contribution are highly required for the success of a mission or goal. Indispensable team player(s)

Ed's presence and position was valuerific to the overall success of our Company's annual profits

by thrivedan December 16, 2010

Valemercialism

Valemercialism (val ah mersh ah liz um) is defined as the act of convincing someone to purchase pointless valentines inspired gifts for ones own personal profit

Benjamin made a mint selling that bitch fake flowers for "Valemercialism".

by Samael The First March 2, 2011

Value Adder

A chain of events twinned to a working process designed to add value to a clients journey. Depicted by a cartoon snake. (Credit for process - Mike Horsley, Credit for Name - Michael Thorpe)

Idea was then taken fraudulently by W. Grasshoff and delivered as his own work (Shakes head in disapproval)

The Value Adder ensured the client received a top level service from start to finish.

by Micky83 January 4, 2019