Valkyr

1)An ancient German myth that told of "Valkyr" of angels of battle that roamed the fields choosing the honored warriors that died in battle.

2) The main focus of the Film Max Payne, in which the drug with this name was developed to give soldiers super human psychological feelings of strength. 99% of cases worked unsuccessfully.

1) That Germanic religion must have been bad ass to incorporate crazy mofo valkyr angels of battle.

2) Max Payne all most got owned when he took some of that Valkyr drug.

by Veszafein March 11, 2009

Valdrin

He is the best Boyfriend you ever got he have a big tralala and he is a good lover. If you know himmyou can be pround.

Boah look at Valdrin his dsquared his tralala looks so big.

by lirodeniro March 5, 2019

Valkyrie

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism

If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A

valt's superking/surge bey

Man, did you buy Brave Valkyrie Ev' 2A?
Nah it was too expensive

by random_boiz October 26, 2020

Operation Valkyrie

Adolf Hitler's contigency plan to keep the NSDAP in power, in the event Germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. The plan would be authorized by either Hitler or the General of the Heer (Army) Resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and Waffen/ SS troopers secure key parts to the Reich's leadership.
- Colonel Claus Von Stuffenberg, General Olbricht, and the other July 20, 1944 (Hitler Assissination attempt) changed Valkyrie to exclude the SS from the plan, therefor, they could use the Heer to seize control of the Government and stop the Nazi Party (Without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.

Operation Valkyrie was a key part to the July 20th plot.

by ww2wizzkid September 25, 2009

Vandyr

wee wee head ass lactose intolerant coconut. Vandyr is a weeb ass bitch hoe that travels a lot and likes to slap people's kneecaps. tbh he's a great friend ngl but this tampon sniffer is a pp nig nog ass bruva.

"wow I can't believe this bitch ass hoe just beat me in jump force!! What a Vandyr head ass bitch wee wee nig nog."

by mydinnermydinnermydinner July 6, 2019