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For-Valhalla

For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.
"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness
by Lord of the sharks 754 October 22, 2019
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valhalla high school

A school of kids who are either stoners or fuck boys. 65% of the people that guy hear get baked on a daily basis. 20% of the people are douchebags that play sports, thinking they are good they act like they rule the school. The final 15% are boaters, these people think they are cool because they smoke hookah at the age of 14. Also they say they hate America even though they live here and they get welfare. Even though Valhalla is such a shitty school it is still the best in the Grocemont School District
I got into a fight with a boater at Valhalla High School
by Benjamin Andre March 22, 2016
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Vagalanch

An overwhelming amount of vaginas. Possibly fatal.
Things haven't been the same since spencer was paralyzed from the waist down by the vagalanch
by LOKImischief April 25, 2008
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femme vagal

It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
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valgaro

a sexy gamer guy that is also athletic. dressess the emo/goth look but really can't becuase he can't aford it.
wow he plays like he is a 8 year old jap. kid but he is a rela valgaro.
by Valgaro May 13, 2009
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Vagalante

A super horny female on a mission to get some dick, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. Men are nothing more than meat to a vagalante.
I was attacked and used for sex by a vicious vagalante.

The vagalantes roam the city, punishing penis’ .
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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