Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.

Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE

by Dolus May 1, 2012

Vagumache

When a girls vagina area and stomache cannot be differentiated. Also know foopah.

Damn, Nicks mom used to be fine but now she has a gut. Yeah she sure developed quite a vagumache, but I'd still hit it.

by Booooooooooooooooonk! May 9, 2010

vaginarhea

when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy

Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer

by Dylowned December 28, 2005

vaginacles

1. A combination between the female genatalia,Vagina. And the male genatalia, Testacle. Often used to describe the genetalia of a hermaphrodite.

2. A word used to describe the crotch of a "lacking" male.

1. "Woah dude, does he/she have both sexual organs"?

2. Beauchamp- Yeah, I beat her guts out last night
Freind- Shut up Mr. I-have-vaginacles.

by Justin Hillis October 7, 2006

vaginawherthecockusedtobeus

An acute condition in which a previously strong, vibrant male suddenly behaves in a manner more closely associated with the female of the species.

JJ used to act like a burely man until he was afloat on the ocean. Now he suffers from vaginawherthecockusedtobeus. I think he caught it in Thailand from a hooker.

by ebormus April 16, 2008

vagitated

1. when someone of the male gender is complaining like a little school girl

2. a man who has female tendencies

so you and a co-worker are trying to get a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

vagitch

Portmanteau of vagina and itch; a feminine form of jock itch. Heard mostly in medical circles, and is one of the less-used terms that was first widely attested in Sam Shem's "The House of God".

"I went in. Nine times out of ten in that room it would be small-time: V.D., vagitch, urinary, or tuna."
-Shem, Sam (1978). "The House of God". p.206.

by captain lonely May 8, 2011