vaginastein

A term to discribe a male who is pussying out from doing something masculine, for example going out for drinks with the boys.

A male who is acting like he has a huge sloppy vagina.

Dude, stop be a vaginastein

by cinci-sam September 1, 2007

vaginasexual

To be vaginasexual is to be attracted to any type of person with a pussy. This includes women, pre surgery trans men, afab (assigned female at birth) non-binary people, ect. Being vaginasexual does not mean being heterosexual (for men) or a lesbian (for women). Vaginasexual is more of a preference of bisexuality.

guy 1: dude I thought you were straight
guy 2: well I'm vaginasexual, and this guy was wet and tight asf
guy 1: lmao ur totally bi

by fuckyoutoobrad October 15, 2020

vaginate

v. To crawl back up into one's mother. To return to the uterus.

Jimmy decided to vaginate on me. Can't believe I didn't see it coming.

by jdolan February 3, 2005

vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

by Jerimansss May 29, 2007

VaginaStache Wax

When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax

Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??

Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!

Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?

Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.

Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.

by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010

Vaginate

When a man acts like such a puss that his penis instantly turns into a vagina

Chris was such a pussy playing football that he vaginated on the spot

by darellhammer315 January 25, 2011

Vaginate

The ability a woman has to seduce and dominate with the power of her pussy.

I'd like to take you to the backseat of my car and vaginate you.

That chick is so hot. I wouldn't mind being vaginated by her.

Her powers of vagination are so strong, I don't even mind having to cuddle with her.

Dude one: Let's go hit the bar tonight.

Dude two: Can't. Hanging with my girl.

Dude one: Shit, man. That bitch has got you vaginated!

by you'llknow December 23, 2011