Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

Varification Sniff

Sniffing the air a second time to varify if the odour you smell is a fart.

John smelt something in the sir so he did a Varification Sniff to check if the smell was a fart

by pumpkintaco October 7, 2009

vaginie

vagina wedgie caused by excessive thong pulling.

melissa hated ashley for stealing her boyfriend, so ashley pulled melissa's thong to give her a vaginie.

by J-Wack December 1, 2011

Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vagiting

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones

He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.

by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016

vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely

OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil

by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008

Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.

Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!

by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010