(noun) to vacuum.
The act of waking someone who is asleep up by turning on a vacuum in their room.
Directions:
- Get out the vacuum and plug it in to an outlet in the hallway
- QUIETLY open the victim/roommates door and place the vacuum as far away from their bed as possible without waking them up
- Turn on the vacuum and RUN
Because the cord is in the hallway, the victim isn't able to yank on it to pull it off and must fumble around in the dark and half asleep to turn the vacuum off. It usually will take a couple minutes. Stand in the hallway and wait until it turns off, then you know you were successful.
To make it even better:
Have a friend who has never vacuumed anyone before do it, and then lock them in the room as soon as they turn the vacuum on so that when the victim wakes up, all they see is that person.
The act of waking someone who is asleep up by turning on a vacuum in their room.
Directions:
- Get out the vacuum and plug it in to an outlet in the hallway
- QUIETLY open the victim/roommates door and place the vacuum as far away from their bed as possible without waking them up
- Turn on the vacuum and RUN
Because the cord is in the hallway, the victim isn't able to yank on it to pull it off and must fumble around in the dark and half asleep to turn the vacuum off. It usually will take a couple minutes. Stand in the hallway and wait until it turns off, then you know you were successful.
To make it even better:
Have a friend who has never vacuumed anyone before do it, and then lock them in the room as soon as they turn the vacuum on so that when the victim wakes up, all they see is that person.
"Last night, we vacuumed Travis when we got home from the bars. As soon as Dan turned it on, Ryan and I locked him in the room. As soon as the vacuum turned off and the light came on, all we could hear was, "Oh hi Travis" by Dan. CLASSIC."
by The 604 Vacuum Master November 14, 2009
A human responsible for rampant "sucking", and not the fun "sucking" that would be the result of a successful night out with a girl, but rather the negative conotation of the word sucking... What do vacuums do? They suck.
That girl sucks- she's a real vacuum.
Sorry dude, I told that vacuum girl I'd hang with her tonight...
Sorry dude, I told that vacuum girl I'd hang with her tonight...
by Rhino555 January 06, 2010
by km_McBam April 06, 2008
Last night I performed The Vacuum. The air blowing past the exposed penis was subtle; some models can cause the foreskin to flutter.
by Gawky December 08, 2019
A device used to deprive someone of sleep and piss them off while simultaneously cleaning the house.
Parents using vacuum: WHIRRRRRRRRQOIWETHOIWGFHOIVARRRRRRRRRRR
Me (after 3 hours of sleep): Just shut the fuck up already!!!!
Me (after 3 hours of sleep): Just shut the fuck up already!!!!
by Your goddamn conscience March 19, 2010
Person 1 "Oh look at that vacuum in the field"
Person 2 "Why is there white stuff everywhere"
Vacuum "holamoooo"
Person 2 "Why is there white stuff everywhere"
Vacuum "holamoooo"
by Eeeeemily December 14, 2015
masturbation with a vacuum
by craig March 12, 2003