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I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.
by Mishoni May 12, 2006
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I voted for Obama

The thing every white person says when trying to not be racist, but doesn't realize it just makes them seem more like one.
Black Guy: "You racist man"

White Guy: "I am not! I voted for Obama."
by f3gf August 22, 2011
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Already voted down

What UrbanDictionary tells you when a definition is so shitty that you try to give it thumbs down twice.
What kind of idiot thinks that making out means the exact same thing as oral sex. Already voted down
by UrbanPrick March 5, 2013
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"I voted" sticker

Something an egotistical person wears to show they did something "great".
Voter: *Wears a "I voted" sticker*

Voter: *inside their own head* Yeah! I'm the best person in the world because I voted!
by thehappycaucasian November 4, 2020
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i voted for trump

I have no idea why someone would yell out "I voted for trump!" at someone else, they must be stupid.
by Itsnotpersonal November 28, 2016
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I voted obama

"I voted Obama" is generally used after saying racist shit to counter any attempting of being called racist.
Other popular terms used are "My friends are black" and "it's dark humor"
Person 1 :(saying racist shit)
Person 2 :Bro stop being racist, this ain't cod
Person 1 :I voted obama
by Maidinheaven March 11, 2023
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i voted for kodos

A kickass ska band best known for their song "She Hates Ska."
Vocal and trombone - Rick
Saxophone - Nick
Ibanez Bass - Ross
Dynasty Mellophone & Guitar - Lee
Drums - Pearl

Name originates from the name of their friend's dog, Kodos, who they actually made win a high school election. I Voted For Kodos is what was written on stickers handed out after Kodos won.
"If I ever asked her to skank she probably think I called her one."
by Beedub April 20, 2004
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