projectile vomited

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them

- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"

by bobefet November 7, 2008

Vomitable

adj. used to define something gross, disgusting or something that sucks.

"A: I got an F in Math.
B: Ew, that's pretty vomitable"

"A: Have you ever eaten french fries with ice cream?
B: Ew no, that's so vomitable!"

by wordcreatorpew April 11, 2009

Projectile Vomiting

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

by frostystevens January 19, 2011

Vomit Cake

When you and a friend don’t have anything to mix your cake batter with, so you consume all the ingredients raw, then throw it up into a cake pan and bake it.

Dave: What are you doing today Phil?
Phil: Steve and I might make a vomit cake for the party tonight.

by peterpumpkineater420 October 28, 2019

Bum Vomit

When your poo is liquid yet has chunks like vomit

1. I went to fart and bum vomitted in my pants

2. After that kebab last night i woke up and bum vomitted all over the floor.

by pingpongchong February 9, 2010

Vomit clock

A mid-century trend where it was fashionable to suspend pieces of rocks and glass in color resin, often made into mantlepiece clocks. The result looks like regurgitated gelatin salad full of fruit bits. The term "vomit clock" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page. Any other object made this way can be called "vomit."

"Sharon! Check out this Vomit Clock for a buck. It will go great with my Vomit Ashtray."

by word diva November 13, 2018

vomit

upchuck
barf
vomit
hurl
ralph
purge
puke
hork
buick
spew
regurgitate
throw up
toss your cookies
lose your lunch
toss a sidewalk pizza
tango with the toilet
make modern art in the toilet
have a technicolor yawn
expunge the contents of your stomach
bare your guts to the world
become a multicolored organic fountain
revisit your breakfast
vomit your victuals
drive the porcelain bus
perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
paint the town red.. and green and orange and pink
have to say "that tasted better going down than coming up"
burp to the ninth power
make the janitor get out the ol’ sawdust bucket
find out just how acidic your stomach contents are
greet your guts
pray to the porcelain god

I ate some old ass bread, now I might vomit!

by grey July 18, 2004